LMAO NO! If you're even considering it, congratulations, that means you are a good and responsible person. But that in turn means that you are unable to even wrap your mind around the unfathomable carnage terrible and irresponsible people like me wreak on rental cars. » 2/24/14 11:24am 2/24/14 11:24am

I don't know, man. I definitely see your point, but the fact of the matter is that this is a pretty big deal. It shouldn't be, since it's 2014 and all, but it is. Gay athletes have it rough, and for better or for worse, last night was a huge step towards setting a precedent of acceptance. Towards shutting down all the… » 2/24/14 10:08am 2/24/14 10:08am

I ordered my Z06 before I drove one. I pretty much read the performance figures on the press release, drove a thousand mph to the nearest Chevy dealership wearing nothing but socks and boxers, crashed my car through the window of the showroom, and just started tearfully screaming gibberish and throwing money at… » 2/24/14 1:44am 2/24/14 1:44am

Pretty shitty luck there. Nothing he could do. I was pretty impressed with him, and even more so with Whitt. That dude was driving his ass off. On the other hand, Austin Dillon nabbing a top-10 finish proves that there is no justice in the world. » 2/24/14 1:25am 2/24/14 1:25am

Many *Danica Patrick* fans are incapable of reading the ticker at the bottom of the screen, *or realizing that they're rooting for the Washington Generals*, and are live-tweeting the race out in excitement. Here are some of those dumbasses, as compiled by Twitter user @steveluvender. » 2/23/14 5:10pm 2/23/14 5:10pm